Ugh- Hillary Clinton was here today- not in my half-clean home- but just a couple of blocks up the street...and I MISSED IT PEOPLE- She found her way to our little old town- and I hadn't a clue. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS? Some dingbat (it may have been me), accidently unplugged the charger for the cordless phones last night, so we were out of reach this a.m., as my local peeps attempted to let me in on the big news. So instead of gracing ol' Hillary with my presence, I was jaunting downtown with my ill-behaved five year-old, buying a hundred bucks worth of gluten-free baking products at Whole Foods.

I am clearly in the dumpster of life...

Tonight after guitar lessons, Liam and I went to our local coffee shop for some gluten-filled treats, and he says "mommy, who is hillary?" "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO IS HILLARY". And in true kid fashion, he exclaims "Well, I just know she's some old lady with blonde hair."

Now there you have it. I wasn't missing out on anything big at all, this morning- just some old lady with blonde hair. I feel so much better.